The sport that isn't a sport so you have a chance to look sexy and cute for it: GOLFING.

So it's the sport that really should not be called a sport but it is for some odd reason, I guess because people play it, watch it, and whatever else you are suppose to do with a sport. You stand, bend a bit, swing up and over, then hit the ball, watch it go flying hoping it will go far or into some sort of hole even if that hole is a lake.  Fun right?

The driving range (still wonder why its called a driving range).  You either go for fun, or to pretend you’re interested in a (fake) sport, or because you’re date drags you there for a few reasons

• has no interest in speaking to you
• has no better idea for a date
•  or just wants an excuse to put his arms around you to show you how it is done

Bottom Line, you NEED to look good when you go to that batting range, since it’s a fake sport and you aint gonna sweat.

Well for one; you will have a dude standing in the booth behind you (it will be a dude because no other crazy girl will be there) and if this dude is hot or… not, he will be staring at your ass while you are bent and you therefore need it to look mighty fine. So this is what you will wear;

Bright colored tight jeans (tight enough so you’re ass looks sexy, but not too tight that they will rip when you bend which will then subtract from the sexiness of it all).

1. Bright: so that everyone there will be able to be distracted by your terrible golfing skills when they see those blinding red, orange, blue or green pants.
2. Belt: is needed for when you bend to put the ball in place you don’t want you’re tooosh crack showing. Not classy and so Not cool. More like a turn off, well if he is old he may like it.
3. Warning: Don’t wear bracelets or rings, since you most probably will be a bad enough golfer; the rings will dig deep when you are holding tight onto the golf club and the bracelets will interfere with your fabulous swing.
4.  Big Hoops: Wear them!!!!!!!! You know you always want too and always feel like a "chica" in them, and think they might be too much but they are not! it will bring some excitement to the old bores out there who are playing golf! YES.
5. Cute (see-through: (oops did I just say that)) Top: that will keep you warm if it’s at night, but  wear the top off you’re shoulder since no doubt everyone there will be above 50 and they never had such action of young skin showing in many years, and if you don’t like you’re date it will make him jealous. If it is see through you better have a sexy lace black bra under.
6. Perfume: put some on your neck and if you like you’re date he will enjoy the scent when he gets close to you, and if you don’t like him then just pray that he’s allergic to the smell.

Warning: hold onto you’re golf club tight unless you want it to go flying out of that hand and whack you’re date in the head will be a good thing if he's irritating your life….however take into consideration it may hit another old geezer and it may just be his last time on that range.

So think before you act, while looking hot before the date takes you to the bat. (batting range that is-where you have to wear a Helmut- def to the NO).