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go to this blog:


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take a look at September 14th, Titled: 

FASHION WEEK………Runway Royalty….Muses……Image Makers and Rising Stars

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and scroll down to the 4th and 5th picture! YES that's me.. I look funny and don't mind my excessive amount of accessories haha!! enjoy looking at everyone else's fabulous and not so fabulous outfits.

The Store that makes me THROW UP in my Mouth

I don't mean to insult anyone or be obnoxious in any way with what I am about to say about this store. But I do feel that you should get your head examined if you do shop there. Its called..dumdumdum... "Desigual" and I find it to be quite vile. I know this might be horrible of me to say but let's just start off with the colors of the store logo. We all know color is key but not the way they do it. Uch. The windows make you dizzy even if you are ages away from them. And then there's the clothes.
Denim is nice
Colors
Beads
Prints
Tassels
Pictures and Paintings
All that is nice! And its cute on a piece of clothing here and there. What is NOT nice is when every single possible accessory, color, design, and whatever else you can think of is thrown onto one small desigual item. I mean, give the fabric a break.
I went into the store the other day just to have a good laugh. One t-shirt had a picture of a zebra with colorful balloons on it along with many other pictures. I thought that was odd. I get nauseous from looking at just one top. Imagine a whole outfit!!!!??!! Its just wrong. And what makes it even worse is that when I was travelling through Europe I spotted Desigual everywhere.
It stalked me through Spain, France and Italy. New York I expected it from because people here just have funky taste at times but Europe!?! Reallyy. Meanwhile I found out that the brand is originally from Spain. Lovely.
Anyways I'm done with my rant about my hatred towards Desigual and I hope I did not insult anyone. But I really hope you consider a head examination if its one of your stores you shop at!!

(if my colors made you dizzy rethink stepping into Desigual the next time you want to!)

MODELS, COLOR, ACCESSORIES, CONEHEAD HAIR, and TRIPPING!

Besides for the fact that the Saint Wobil Fashion Show started an hour late, and the venue was practically in the middle of the Lincoln tunnel, the show was pure fabulousness. According to me, Darius Wobil (really gorgeous young designer by the way) put the word “Saint” in his brand, because he is a saint for using so much color, he uses color with accessories, and he uses color with accessories and makeup. Woah!!!!!! So much to handle for some us, but it’s amazing. People need to stop being afraid of color! 

The woman models had conehead hair and were actually very ugly. Now I know models are never the most stunning nor are they suppose to be beautiful, but these ones were just utterly and completely odd looking, and were old!!!! The last dress that came out on a model, she was in her 40s and it was a wedding dress……… I thought the new trend was getting married at 20?????!! NOT at 40. But the male models made up for it, most were gorgeous, there were even a pair of twins- double hotness. Shame they probably have crushes on the other male models. Such a waste.

P.S. Guys totally look sexy in black eyeliner. I know it’s a tad gay for them to wear it but it enhances their eyes, and I think it would be quite cool if it became a trend with straight guys. IMAGINE! (jk)

So back to the dresses, some were simple, others were huge excessive and majorly couture status, some were belted, while others were ruffled and sequenced. The shoes were high and tall and big and some were lady gaga-esque slash Alexander Mcqueen-esque since he was the one who designed them for her (O how I miss that designer). While the jewelry was bald and colorful and exciting and dramatic. Exactly what I like. If you can’t dress like that in a fashion show then when can you? Well honestly I believe you can always dress tremendously excessive on a daily basis but that’s just my opinion.

While a few mishaps gave excitement to the show when one model slipped and quickly caught onto a lamp light by a pillar. Real Smooth!
And another model tripped, and she limped the rest of the way with her huge Cinderella red dress while the crowd cheered her on. At the end of the show I saw her and without asking her what had happened, she said “Yo my shoe just broke off in the middle of the runway so I left it there”. I was shocked, Of all things right? It might have been because she ate more then a lettuce leaf that day and the shoes couldn’t handle such weight. HA 

SUMMER RAIN HAIR=FRIZZY HAIR

So rain in the winter is Ok, we deal with it. Its already cold, so what will some extra wetness do to us. Right? You have you're winter coat on , with a hood (hopefully) , boots , and hopefully you're gear is waterproof to some extent. And if you're hair frizzes. Don't worry! You already look ugly... because you're not tan!

However in the summer its a different situation. When you need to trek in the city you don't want you're white pants to get splashed with brown colored puddle water or you're  expensive fragile sandals to drown. So i suggest that you wear you're funky colored Hunter Rainboots with either denim shorts or a short dress. If you're legs get wet they then dry.NBD.
Your legs are tan so it would be a -full on shame- for them to be wasted and covered up. And honestly you may even suffocate from the humidity if you wear pants with rain boots!

Now all you need is a light cute raincoat for hot summer rain showers in you're closet. OK so I know designers don't believe in making raincoats with a hood. Honestly what the h is up with that????? It still boggles my mind!!!! BUTT...
the same way you search for that perfect dress for that party you're going to attend, that you're ex boyfriend will be at and you NEEEEED to look hot. I want you to search for that cute lightweight hooded raincoat for summer rainstorms. Its a MUST HAVE!
That hood is a must because Frizzy hair does not work well in the summer at all. Just sayin!
Goodluck searching for that coat!

The sport that isn't a sport so you have a chance to look sexy and cute for it: GOLFING.

So it's the sport that really should not be called a sport but it is for some odd reason, I guess because people play it, watch it, and whatever else you are suppose to do with a sport. You stand, bend a bit, swing up and over, then hit the ball, watch it go flying hoping it will go far or into some sort of hole even if that hole is a lake.  Fun right?

The driving range (still wonder why its called a driving range).  You either go for fun, or to pretend you’re interested in a (fake) sport, or because you’re date drags you there for a few reasons

• has no interest in speaking to you
• has no better idea for a date
•  or just wants an excuse to put his arms around you to show you how it is done

Bottom Line, you NEED to look good when you go to that batting range, since it’s a fake sport and you aint gonna sweat.

Well for one; you will have a dude standing in the booth behind you (it will be a dude because no other crazy girl will be there) and if this dude is hot or… not, he will be staring at your ass while you are bent and you therefore need it to look mighty fine. So this is what you will wear;

Bright colored tight jeans (tight enough so you’re ass looks sexy, but not too tight that they will rip when you bend which will then subtract from the sexiness of it all).

1. Bright: so that everyone there will be able to be distracted by your terrible golfing skills when they see those blinding red, orange, blue or green pants.
2. Belt: is needed for when you bend to put the ball in place you don’t want you’re tooosh crack showing. Not classy and so Not cool. More like a turn off, well if he is old he may like it.
3. Warning: Don’t wear bracelets or rings, since you most probably will be a bad enough golfer; the rings will dig deep when you are holding tight onto the golf club and the bracelets will interfere with your fabulous swing.
4.  Big Hoops: Wear them!!!!!!!! You know you always want too and always feel like a "chica" in them, and think they might be too much but they are not! it will bring some excitement to the old bores out there who are playing golf! YES.
5. Cute (see-through: (oops did I just say that)) Top: that will keep you warm if it’s at night, but  wear the top off you’re shoulder since no doubt everyone there will be above 50 and they never had such action of young skin showing in many years, and if you don’t like you’re date it will make him jealous. If it is see through you better have a sexy lace black bra under.
6. Perfume: put some on your neck and if you like you’re date he will enjoy the scent when he gets close to you, and if you don’t like him then just pray that he’s allergic to the smell.

Warning: hold onto you’re golf club tight unless you want it to go flying out of that hand and whack you’re date in the head will be a good thing if he's irritating your life….however take into consideration it may hit another old geezer and it may just be his last time on that range.

So think before you act, while looking hot before the date takes you to the bat. (batting range that is-where you have to wear a Helmut- def to the NO).